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Fantastic World Cup Calendar

June 10th, 2010

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Tasmania – All you wanted to know (no really)

May 12th, 2010

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First really good Afrikaans tune I have heard

April 8th, 2010

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Why SA should not decriminalise prostitution for the World Cup 2010

April 7th, 2010

Those in favour of decriminalization in SA say it will give prostitutes dignity, give more protection against violence and exploitation, reduce their risk of getting or spreading HIV, give labour rights to prostitutes, and allow for greater regulation of the sex industry. They also believe that human trafficking in terms of the commercial sex industry will decrease. The government has stated that the existing legislation criminalizing prostitution possibly violates a number of constitutional rights. Gauteng premier Nomvula Mokonyane supports decriminalization. The UN and WHO support decriminalization if no victimization is involved. However, no consensus exists among sex workers, NGOs and advocates.

Organizations promoting legalisation cannot be trusted to tell the whole story. It is necessary to ask hard questions about who funds each group and how funds are used; about whether and what alternatives to prostitution are advocated; and whether the organization has any goal other than sexually transmitted disease (STD)/HIV prevention. Organizations must be asked what they know about violence in prostitution, whether they view prostitution as sex work, and about housing options and job training because these are what women tell researchers that they need most to escape prostitution.

There are moral and practical reasons not to decriminalise prostitution. One of these reasons is that it will hurt marriages. A survey by African Response last year reported 79% of South Africans were against the legalisation of prostitution for the World Cup. This article explains the rest of the reasons we should not legalise it. Many countries have tried legalizing it and have seen the harm it has caused.

Germany and the Netherlands have seen the expansion of human trafficking and commercial sex industries since its legalization. Legalization of prostitution in the State of Victoria, Australia, resulted in massive expansion of the sex industry.

Some people believe that, in calling for legalization or decriminalization of prostitution, they dignify and professionalize the women in prostitution. But dignifying prostitution as work doesn’t dignify the women, it simply dignifies the sex industry.

People often don’t realize that decriminalization means decriminalization of the whole sex industry, not just the women in it. And they haven’t thought through the consequences of legalising pimps as legitimate businessmen, or the fact that men who buy women for sexual activity are now accepted as legitimate consumers of sex. A sponsor of the New Zealand decriminalization bill admitted, “it’s going to be the owners or the operators [of brothels and other sex businesses] who are going to be the long-term beneficiaries [of decriminalization]”. Governments should never decriminalize pimps, buyers, procurers, brothels or other sex establishments, who are exploiting vulnerable women.

Jo-Ann Downs, deputy president of the ACDP, said most women in the industry were there purely for financial reasons. She said that in Durban, prostitution was also linked to drug trafficking. There was also a lot of child prostitution in the city. Prostitution has been linked to organised crime.

Legalising prostitution make anti-trafficking enforcement difficult at the working level. Most of the prostitutes in the Netherlands are from other countries and were probably trafficked into the Netherlands. Prostitution often brings illegal immigrants.

The New Zealand law keeps the names of brothel owners secret, thus making public health inspections of brothels an impossibility. The outraged mayor of Auckland, NewZealand, wrote, “This so-called legitimate profession remains partly hidden behind a veil of secrecy [under the new law]”. In fact, the law protects the privacy of pimps and generally represents the interests of johns.

Pimps say the law could control and regulate prostitutes’ health. But a legalized system of prostitution often mandates health checks and certification, but only for women and not for male clients. But the clients can transfer HIV to prostitutes. Between 45 to 60 percent of the sex workers in the Wits outreach project are HIV-positive.

There is despair, degradation, decline, and early death among prostitutes who survive on average only four years after entry into prostitution. The main health problems of women in prostitution are exhaustion, frequent viral illness, STDs, vaginal infections, back aches, sleeplessness, depression, headaches, stomachaches, and eating disorders. Women who were used by more customers in prostitution reported more severe physical symptoms.

It is assumed that women will seek health care as soon as the stigma of arrest is removed from prostitution. If the stigma is removed, advocates argue, women will then file a complaint whenever they are abused, raped, or assaulted in prostitution. They assume that the complaint will be followed with a police response that treats women in prostitution with dignity and as ordinary citizens. Unfortunately, health care workers and police too often share the same contempt toward those in prostitution that others do. The example Germany has set is one in which prostitutes are able to join unions and access health insurance, however even after four years of legalisation many sex workers still prefer not to register due to stigmatisation. Many prostitutes do not go for mandatory health checks and forfeit their anonymity. Explaining this situation, a NZ Prostitutes Collective member stated, “They don’t want to draw attention to themselves and what they’re doing.” The phrase silence is consent is mistakenly applied to women in prostitution. The silence of most of those in prostitution is a result of intimidation, terror, dissociation, and shame. Thus, legalization may actually drive some women into street prostitution to avoid registering.

Some advocates of prostitution suggest that legalization or decriminalization would remove social prejudice against women in prostitution. Yet the shame of those in prostitution remains after legalization or decriminalization. In the Netherlands, where prostitution is decriminalized, women in prostitution point out that legalization or decriminalization of the sex industry does not erase the stigma of prostitution.

Governments who legalise prostitution usually end up zoning it into certain areas. No one wants the business of prostitution operating in his or her community. Since passage of the New Zealand law, there has been conflict over the zoning of prostitution. Pimps often rent homes in suburban areas for the purpose of prostitution and trafficking. Homeowners, on the other hand, want prostitution zoned out of the suburbs and into city centers in Auckland and in the more rural Tauranga District.

Therefore, women in zoned prostitution are physically isolated and socially rejected by the rest of society. The remote areas where prostitution is zoned put them at increased, not decreased, risk of physical danger. Lauren Jankelowitz, the manager of the Wits Reproductive Health and HIV Research Unit’s commercial sex worker project, visited several derelict hotels, with their neon lights, bar fights, strip shows and sunken beds. It’s clear that many women work in unsafe conditions. As well as this danger, the sharing of a special alienation and distance from the conventional society forces the prostitute back to other prostitutes for her social life.

In a lot of countries which have legalized prostitution, many men who previously would not have risked buying women for sex now see prostitution as acceptable. When legal barriers disappear, so too do the social and ethical barriers to treating women as sexual merchandise. Legalised prostitution endangers all women and children in that acts of sexual predation are normalized. What will be the outcome of struggles against sexual harassment and violence in the home, the workplace, or the street? The Family Policy Institute warns that removing the laws against prostitution would mean “buying a woman would be socially and legally the equivalent of buying cigarettes”. This results in prostitutes usually have a low self-esteem and body image.

In the Netherlands women are dressed in hardly anything, are put on display in the notorious windows of Dutch brothels and sex clubs and offered for sale. This is an example of how women will be seem as simply products for others to consume, and their naked bodies will be sexually objectified in public where your children can see it. This degrades a woman’s body and self-esteem. In Australia, advertisements line the highways of Victoria offering women as objects for sexual use. Businessmen are encouraged to hold their corporate meetings in clubs where owners supply naked women on the table at tea breaks and lunchtime.

Sexual objectification is objectification of a person. It occurs when a person is seen as a sexual object when their sexual attributes and physical attractiveness are separated from the rest of their personality and existence as an individual, and reduced to instruments of pleasure for another person. Feminist scholars say that the objectification of women involves disregarding personal and intellectual abilities and capabilities, and women’s reduction to instruments of sexual pleasure for men. This can lead to negative psychological effects including depression and hopelessness, and can give women negative self-images because of the belief that their intelligence and competence are not being acknowledged. If anything, a prostitute treats herself like a chair for someone to sit on. Her mind goes blank. She just lies there. She become just an object. . . . After a while it becomes just a normal thing.

Some members of Parliament who originally supported the legalization of brothels on the grounds that this would liberate women are now seeing that legalization actually reinforces the oppression of women. A psychoanalytic account documents how pleasure derived from sexual intercourse is transformed into power and destruction. Instead of dignifying women, legalizing prostitution degrades them. The notion that prostitution is work tends to make its harm invisible.

Advoacates of decriminalisation say that to deny women the “right to prostitute” violates their civil rights. However, one advocacy organization in another country admitted that johns could be seen to be “taking advantage of a prostitute’s economic vulnerability. The exploitation prevalent in this industry can be seen as a form of modern-day slavery. Jo-Ann Downs says, “The woman is a victim, a victim of circumstance, for a start.” Child prostitution, human trafficking for sex work, and exploitation of migrant sex workers are serious abuses of human rights. Prostitution is an institution that systematically discriminates against women, against the young, against the poor, and against ethnically subordinated groups. And it contributes towards the inequality of the sexes.

One goal of legalized prostitution was to move prostituted women indoors into brothels and clubs where they would be allegedly less vulnerable than in street prostitution. However, many women are in street prostitution because they want to avoid being controlled and exploited by pimps.

Countering the argument that legalized prostitution provides safer venues for women, prostitutes indoors have even less control over what services they will perform. It has been argued that legalized brothels or other “controlled” prostitution establishments protect women through enforceable condom policies. But indoors, the owners, who obviously don’t want their punters going away disappointed, decide what the women will do, and very often that is anal sex and sex, oral and vaginal, without a condom. On the street, very few women will do anal sex and few do sex without a condom. A lot of men become abusive if the women insist that the men use condoms.

Generally, it is class prejudice to assume that street prostitution is far worse than what is called high-class escort prostitution. Prostituted women in Chicago reported the same frequency of rape in escort and in street prostitution. Some prostitutes in the United States and in New Zealand have said they felt safer in street prostitution as compared to brothels where they were not permitted to reject customers. They are not encouraged to complain about violence to pimps or owners. Sometimes, they are fired for these protests, even after being raped.

Prostitutes in strip clubs experience verbal, physical, and sexual abuse, which includes being grabbed on the breasts, buttocks, and genitals, as well as being kicked, bitten, slapped, spit on, and penetrated vaginally and anally during lap dancing. A bouncer in an Australian (legal) brothel said that when the women ring the buzzer, he breaks the door open, but there is really no way to prevent violence and, according to this bouncer, clients beat women with some regularity. In a survey, murder caused 50% of the deaths of women in prostitution. Similar studies show that murder caused between 29% and 100% of all prostituted women’s reported deaths in Birmingham, UK; Nairobi, Vancouver, Canada; and London.

Prostituted women have an increased risk of cervical cancer and also chronic hepatitis. Traumatic brain injury (TBI) occurs in prostitution as a result of being beaten, hit, or kicked in the head, strangled, or having one’s head slammed into objects such as car dashboards. Many of the chronic symptoms of women in prostitution are similar to the long-term physical consequences of torture, such as Posttraumatic stress disorder (PTSD). The harm of toxic verbal assaults against those in prostitution is emotionally devastating, often outlasting the physical injuries. Some prostitutes get nightmares from the assaults. Explaining the process, one woman said that over time “it is internally damaging. You become in your own mind what these people do and say with you. You wonder how could you let yourself do this and why do these people want to do this to you?”

In two studies in which 186 victims of commercial sexual exploitation were interviewed, women consistently indicated that prostitution establishments did little to protect them, regardless of whether the establishments were legal or illegal. One woman said, “The only time they protect anyone is to protect the customers.” Any surveillance equipment is for the client’s benefit. Protection of the women from abuse was of secondary or no importance.

In a 5-country study on sex trafficking, most of the trafficked and prostituted women interviewed in the Philippines, Venezuela and the United States (3) strongly stated their opinion that prostitution should not be legalized and considered legitimate work, warning that legalization would create more risks and harm for women from already violent customers and pimps. Forty-six percent of prostitutes interviewed from six countries felt that they were no safer from physical and sexual assault even if prostitution were legal. One woman said, “No way. It’s not a profession. It is humiliating, and violence from the men’s side.” Another woman stated, “Prostitution stripped me of my life, my health, everything.”

Dutch prostitutes say although legalisation of prostitution was promoted as a way to improve their lives, they view it primarily as a way for the government to tax their earnings. Often they do not think that their health has benefited or that they are offered more protection under legalised or decriminalised prostitution.

Researchers found that women prostituted in strip clubs had higher rates of dissociative and other psychiatric symptoms than those in street prostitution. This is a way to deal with the fear and abuse they experience. Most women who have been in prostitution for any length of time experience sexual dysfunction with their chosen partners. Feelings are disconnected from sexual acts. It becomes nearly impossible to view their partners as anything but clients. A prostitute who worked behind the glass said, “at work, what my hands find when they touch my body is ‘product’. When [her partner] kissed me I inadvertently shrunk from his touch. Shocked, we both jerked away and stared at each other. Somehow the glass had dissolved, and he had become one of them.” One prostitute explained how she coped with her work: “I would numb my feelings. I wouldn’t even feel like I was in my body”. “You make yourself empty inside.”

New York City Mayor’s Midtown Citizens Committee chairperson said, “The seamy realities of the prostitution trade” take an “enormous toll upon the environment and the economic resources of a neighbourhood or community”. Prostitution also does not accomplish anything for society.

Instead of abandoning women in the sex industry to state-sponsored prostitution, laws should stop male predators who buy women for sex. Sweden’s Violence Against Women Government Bill prohibits and penalises buying “sexual services”. This approach targets the male demand for prostitution. Most importantly, women who are attempting to leave prostitution support the law. Swedish NGOs that work with women in prostitution also support the law and say that since passage of the law, increased numbers of women contact them for assistance. The very existence of the law, and the fact that people know it will be enforced, they say, serve as an aid to young women who are vulnerable to pimps and abusive clients.

It would be a great step forward in the campaign against sexual exploitation for governments and UN agencies to prohibit their diplomats, military personnel, UN police and peacekeepers from getting involved prostitution activities on or off duty. One country’s law describes it as “constitute acts of gross misconduct and are therefore grounds for termination.”

Rather than getting money from the sex industry by taxing it, governments could take the assets of sex businesses and then use the money to provide real alternatives for women in prostitution. Strategies to prevent trafficking and prostitution, or to prosecute traffickers, recruiters, pimps and buyers, will be inadequate unless governments invest in the futures of prostituted women by providing economic resources that enable women to improve their lives.

These women need skills for the workplace and a place to live. Peer education, outreach programmes and appropriate educational materials have effectively improved the lives of women trafficked for sex work. Wits outreach programme is doing this. Telephone hotlines should be set up for sex workers. Counselling and shelters should be available.

To conclude, women in prostitution are only there for the money. They are not happy with hat they are doing. Rather, their lives are filled with shame, fear, abuse and isolation. Most do not agree that legalizing prostitution would help them in any way. If they had the chance to escape, they would.

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Giant Couch Lizard found

April 7th, 2010

Paris – Biologists on Wednesday reported the spectacular discovery of a species of giant lizard, a reptile as long as a full-grown man is tall, and endowed with a double penis.

The secretive but brightly-coloured beast, a monitor lizard, is a close cousin of the Komodo Dragon of Indonesia.

But unlike the fearsome Dragon, it is not a carnivore, nor does it feast on rotting meat. Instead, it is entirely peaceable and tucks into fruit.

Dubbed Varanus bitatawa, the lizard measures 2m in length, according to the account, published by Britain’s Royal Society.

It was found in a river valley on northern Luzon Island in the Philippines, surviving loss of habitat and hunting by local people who use it for food.

How many of the lizards have survived is unclear.

‘Unprecedented surprise

The species is almost certainly critically endangered, and might well have disappeared entirely without ever being catalogued had a large male specimen not been rescued alive from a hunter last June.

Finding such a distinctive species in a heavily populated, highly deforested location “comes as an unprecedented surprise”, note the authors, writing in the journal Biology Letters.

The only finds of comparable importance in recent decades are the Kipunji monkey, which inhabits a tiny range of forest in Tanzania, and the Saola, a forest-dwelling bovine found only in Vietnam and Laos.

Varanus bitatawa has unique markings and an unusual sexual anatomy, according to the study.

Its scaly body and legs are a blue-black mottled with pale yellow-green dots, while its tail is marked in alternating segments of black and green.

Double endowment

Males have a double penis, called hemipenes, also found in some snakes and other lizards.

The two penises are often used in alternation, and sometimes contain spines or hooks that serve to anchor the male within the female during intercourse.

V. bitatawa has a relative in southern Luzon, V. olivaceus, but the species are separated by three river valleys and a gap of 150km and may never have met up.

One reason that the new lizard has gone undetected, the researchers speculate, is that it never leaves the forests of its native Sierra Madre mountains to traverse open spaces.

The discovery “adds to the recognition of the Philippines as a global conservation hotspot and a regional superpower of biodiversity”, the authors conclude.

The giant lizard should become a “flagship species” for conservation efforts aimed at preserving the remaining forests of northern Luzon, which are rapidly disappearing under the pressure of expanding human population and deforestation.

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Wacky Wednesday Headlines

April 7th, 2010

All Smoke And No Fire At Blairs’ Country Home

Fire crews sped to the Blairs’ plush country home when a smoke alarm triggered fears for the family’s safety – but it turned out to be a bad case of burnt toast. [Read More]

Pillows In Pieces As Fighters Do Battle

Feathers have been flying around the world as thousands of people took part in mass pillow fights. [Read More]

Aerobatic Trainee Pilot Crash Lands On M-Way

A teenage pilot successfully crash-landed his small propeller plane on a busy motorway in Tasmania after his aircraft’s engine stalled. [Read More]

Children Discover Body On Easter Egg Hunt

Two teenagers taking part in an Easter egg hunt have discovered a man’s body, police in the US have said. [Read More]

Jub Jub due back in court

Police are not expecting any violent protests when hip hop artist Jub Jub and his co-accused appear in court for the murder of four pupils, due to the school holidays. [Read More]

Terre’Blanche death ‘a relief’

The Young Communist League says AWB leawder Eugene Terre’Blanche’s murder was a “sigh of relief” to those this “heartless man” exploited and terrorised. [Read More]

Residents complain about Medupi

Limpopo residents have filed a complaint with the World Bank about the $3.75bn loan sought by Eskom to finance the Medupi coal-fired power plant. [Read More]

Jacko’s doctor back in court

The doctor accused of manslaughter in Michael Jackson’s death has returned to court, but no decision has been taken on whether he will be allowed to practice medicine. [Read More]

Domingo opens NY restaurant

Star tenor Placido Domingo has opened his new Manhattan restaurant – four weeks after colon cancer surgery. [Read More]

Messi ‘is not of this world’

Arsenal’s Arsene Wenger has described the four goal performance of Barcelona’s Lionel Messi as like something out of a computer game. [Read More]

Brumbies ‘need’ bonus points

Brumbies’ Adam Ashley-Cooper says his team needs to start racking up bonus points if it wants to contest this year’s Super 14 finals. [Read More]

HP takes on iPad with own tablet

Amid the hoopla over Apple’s iPad, US computer giant Hewlett-Packard has released a video promoting an upcoming touch-screen tablet computer of its own. [Read More]

New giant lizard species found

Biologists have reported the spectacular discovery of a new species of giant lizard, a reptile as long as a full-grown man is tall and endowed with a double penis. [Read More]

Egypt hosts stolen artefact meet

Antiquities officials from around the world are set to gather in Cairo to map out a strategy to recover ancient loot they say has been pillaged from their countries and displayed abroad. [Read More]

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Monday Headlines

March 29th, 2010

Judge’s murder: sex, strippers and big money

A tangled tale of revenge, conspiracy, sexual hijinks, violence and big money has emerged since Thandi Maqubela, the wife of slain Acting Judge Patrick Maqubela, was arrested last week in connection with his murder. [Read More]

Curfew for the Eggman

The “Eggman”, one of the city’s most renowned street entertainers, may be placed under curfew, with his daily busking facing a cut of up to seven hours, in accordance with city bylaws. [Read More]

Shilowa leads Cope leadership race

Cope deputy president Mbhazima Shilowa is heading the race for the party leadership ahead of the contentious elective conference as his rival and party leader Mosiuoa Lekota warns against dirty lobbying tactics. [Read More]

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Report: Angelina Jolie ‘Keen’ On ‘Sleeping Beauty’ Reboot

Angelina Jolie may be joining forces with Disney.

According to the Los Angeles Times, the actress “is keen on” the title role in the studio’s “Maleficent,” a live action version of the classic animated film “Sleeping Beauty” from the perspective of the villainous fairy godmother.
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Matt Damon Honored, Roasted By American Cinematheque

Matt Damon received the 24th American Cinematheque Award on Saturday with a little help from his. friends.
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Emma Thompson reveals secret heartache behind her grandmother’s rape and her split from Kenneth Branagh


The 50-year-old actress revealed how her grandmother, a domestic maid, was repeatedly raped by her employer. [Read More]

John Travolta reveals Scientology helped him cope after son’s death


Currently in Australia for the F1 Grand Prix, the actor said: ‘It’s something that has been very difficult, but I am getting a lot of help in dealing with it.’ [Read More]

Jenson Button’s proud girlfriend can’t hide her delight as he wins Australian Grand Prix


Japanese lingerie model Jessica Michibata, 25, looked thrilled after Jenson Button drove to victory in Melbourne. [Read More]

Shape-Shifting Workout Gear: SoulCycle

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Fly Zone

—Romney Leader [Read More]

Artificial Sweeteners: Sweet Nothings

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Skin becomes gadget control pad

Tapping your forearm or hand with a finger could soon be the way you interact with gadgets. [Read More]

US credit card hacker sentenced

A US court sentences computer expert Albert Gonzalez to 20 years in prison for stealing credit card numbers. [Read More]

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Moral Dilemma (not really)

March 26th, 2010

 

Here’s a difficult one.

This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one.

By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

THE SITUATION

Johannesburg has seen its worst storm in living memory. There is chaos all around with severe flooding.

You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.

You’re trying to shoot career-making photos.

There are houses and people disappearing into the water.

Nature is unleashing all its destructive fury.

THE TEST

Suddenly, you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

You move closer… somehow, the man looks familiar…

You suddenly realise who it is… It’s Julius Malema!

You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.

You have two options:

1st you can save the life of Julius Malema or  2nd you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photo, documenting the death of one of the country’s most controversial men!

THE QUESTION

Here’s the question, and please give an honest answer. . .

Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with a more classic black and white film?

 

 

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Joslyn James launches website with ‘Tiger Woods’ sex texts’

March 19th, 2010

Joslyn James (pic: Splash News, Naughty America)

Joslyn James – one of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses – today launched a website featuring all the texts she claims the golfer sent her.

The website www.sextingjoslynjames.com carried a warning about its explicit content, as the SMS messages, allegedly sent by Tiger to Joslyn, are littered with swear words and sexual content.

An iPhone-style display allows readers to scroll through three months of messages – many of which are too graphic to repeat.

The first message, sent on 30 July 2009, is innocent, just saying: “Heading back from the course now.”

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Another message 15 minutes later reads: “I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you.”

The texts cover arranging meetings before becoming increasingly graphic a month later.

The final message, allegedly sent on 4 October, says: “Don’t ******* talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, ****”.

Tiger Woods this week announced he will return to golf at the US Masters at Augusta next month. 

 

Joslyn James Text Messages and SMS to Tiger Woods! Wow! This is really in demand today! Joslyn James and Tiger Woods Texting Messages is really hot and I’m pretty sure that everyone is intrigued about these SMS messages by Joslyn James and Tiger Woods. Why? Because Tiger Woods is famous and Joslyn James is maybe another mistress of Tiger Woods.

The Joslyn James and Tiger Woods Texting Messages are really good to read because they are in demand. My sister bought an ice cream just now while we’re reading the Joslyn James and Tiger Woods Texting Messages.

If you want to know more about the Joslyn James and Tiger Woods Texting Messages, then you should read it as well. It’s fun, crazy and hilarious!

This is another time that we need to condemn in the lawful act of super extravaganza. Tiger Woods, you rock!

Joslyn James Text Messages and SMS is what everybody’s looking for. Get a life guys, don’t bother these text messages and useless SMS crap.

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Lady Gaga’s new music video

March 17th, 2010

Aweersome and weird as usual!

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