About the Couch Lizard
August 3rd, 2009
The Couch Lizard
Habitat: Mostly found in various lounges around SA, chilling on the couch
Characteristics: Slow moving unless cornered then it will defend itself, loves water, has unique foot scales that allow it to run bipedally (on two legs) across water to escape predators (often hooked up to a kite)
Eating habits: Very fussy eater and prefers to eat out at upmarket restaurants. Partial to the odd turbo lettuce
Things you didn’t know about the Couch Lizard: Loves to play poker, loves to watch the telly, loves to cook especially desserts
Favourite sayings:
There’s no G in team!
Why walk when you can drive?
